Ba-Dump-Bump!

He dropped to his knees and kissed the ground. Then the ground fell.

.

That’s how he began every show.

Six shows a week.
Fourty-six weeks a year.
He did this for seven years,
when it happened.
The ground fell.
As he went down
He was trying to think of a comeback line
And imaging a cord, not unlike a bungee
but it was really, really long
so he could reach China.
Then he remembered a friend
from Australia
who said the same thing when he was playing in the dirt…
We had odd imaginations when we were younger.
Thinking China
was directly below the X-spot on the ground
and that you can dig to get there.
Then he thought
that was a strange thing to think of
as he was still falling,
you know,
’cause the ground fell.
Then his ten minutes were up.
Stage left.
.
I never said he was funny.
.
.

____________________ -dld november 9th, 2010

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Take it Away, Tuesday:
The only rule: start your story with:

He dropped to his knees and kissed the ground.

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2 responses to “Ba-Dump-Bump!

  1. Ha…we thought the same thing when we were kids…if you dig deep enough you’d be in China…then we learned about geography and that all changed. 😉

  2. what really got me was that an Austalian friend thought the same thing?
    That’s nuts…. did everyone think that China was perfectly opposite?

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